Post by ~♥Willowpelt♥~ on Apr 13, 2009 15:29:36 GMT -5
(ME AND SNOWBLIZZARD MADE THIS UP! TAKE NO OFFENSE IF YOUR CAT IS IN IT. WE DID RANDOM NAMES.)
Willowpelt sniffed the air and she smelled LightningClan.
Thornpaw saw Whitestorm, Leopardsnow, and Dawnstar. "YOU GUYS ARE ALL POOPY HEADS! LIGHTNINGCLAN IS POOPY HAEDS! POOP POOP ON THEIR HEADS!"
"Excuse me!" said Whitestorm. "WE are on OUR territory!"
"I don't care POOPY HEAD! JUST GO POOP!!!!!" Thornpaw exclaimed as he breathed heaily. "DAWNSTAR YOU ARE THE LEADER OF POOPY HEADS! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST POOPY HEAD EVER! YOUR CLAN SHOUD BE CALLED POOPY HEAD CLAN AND DAWNSTAR SHOULD BE POOPYSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Willowpelt's eyes were wide. "I... Don't...know him..." She turned and stumbed away.
Leopardsnow snarled. "WHAT?"
Leafpaw purred. "Your sooo brave Thornpaw!"
Brackenpaw fell from a tree and landed on his back with a huge smile on his face. "WEEEEEEEE! THAT SONG WAS BRILLANT! WE SHOULD MAKE A RECORD OUT OF IT AND SEND IT TO MTV!"
Everyone looked at Brackenpaw with confused expressions. "Whats MTV" Thornpaw asked. Then he turned quickly to LightningClan and said, "POOPY HEADS!" He quickly turned back to Brackenpaw looking confused again.
Brackenpaw purred. "Twolegs watch it!"
All of the apprentices began to bounce around. Thornpaw started chanting, "MTV!"
Whistestorm looked at the apprentices like they were crazy. "Let's go Leopardsnow and Poopysta-- I mean Dawnstar!"
Dawnstar glared.
Brackenpaw ran into the forest.
Leafpaw followed.
Thornpaw ran after them screaming poopy head the whole way back to camp.
Willowpelt sniffed the air and she smelled LightningClan.
Thornpaw saw Whitestorm, Leopardsnow, and Dawnstar. "YOU GUYS ARE ALL POOPY HEADS! LIGHTNINGCLAN IS POOPY HAEDS! POOP POOP ON THEIR HEADS!"
"Excuse me!" said Whitestorm. "WE are on OUR territory!"
"I don't care POOPY HEAD! JUST GO POOP!!!!!" Thornpaw exclaimed as he breathed heaily. "DAWNSTAR YOU ARE THE LEADER OF POOPY HEADS! YOU ARE THE BIGGEST POOPY HEAD EVER! YOUR CLAN SHOUD BE CALLED POOPY HEAD CLAN AND DAWNSTAR SHOULD BE POOPYSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Willowpelt's eyes were wide. "I... Don't...know him..." She turned and stumbed away.
Leopardsnow snarled. "WHAT?"
Leafpaw purred. "Your sooo brave Thornpaw!"
Brackenpaw fell from a tree and landed on his back with a huge smile on his face. "WEEEEEEEE! THAT SONG WAS BRILLANT! WE SHOULD MAKE A RECORD OUT OF IT AND SEND IT TO MTV!"
Everyone looked at Brackenpaw with confused expressions. "Whats MTV" Thornpaw asked. Then he turned quickly to LightningClan and said, "POOPY HEADS!" He quickly turned back to Brackenpaw looking confused again.
Brackenpaw purred. "Twolegs watch it!"
All of the apprentices began to bounce around. Thornpaw started chanting, "MTV!"
Whistestorm looked at the apprentices like they were crazy. "Let's go Leopardsnow and Poopysta-- I mean Dawnstar!"
Dawnstar glared.
Brackenpaw ran into the forest.
Leafpaw followed.
Thornpaw ran after them screaming poopy head the whole way back to camp.